Squid Lover Gifts

"Surpri-"

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"I said slime."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Myths and legends...

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

The Imperfect Storm

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'