Squid Lover Gifts

"Surpri-"

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I said slime."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Myths and legends...

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

The Imperfect Storm

Jacques Cousteau.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"