Squid Gifts

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Myths and legends...

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'You win. Go out and play.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Angels making snow humans

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Tall Snowman

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Building a snowman

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

Child making ice sculpture.

Squids Rule

"It's a snow-grandad!"

I remember when all this was water...

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'