Squid Gifts

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Myths and legends...

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'You win. Go out and play.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Angels making snow humans

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

Tall Snowman

Building a snowman

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Child making ice sculpture.

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

Squids Rule

I remember when all this was water...