Squid Watching Gifts

"And I think I speak for most fans of disgusting giant squids."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Myths and legends...

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

Watching Sea Life.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"There will be other squirrels ... there always are."

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

Squids Rule

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

Peter's Natural Principal: 'I'm way over my head in this pond!'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Wow! One of the side-effects is a squid on your head. How is that possible?!"

Pygmy giant squid

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'To me, all the constellations looks like frogs.'

'And I called 911 for him!'

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

"Squid's off..."

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

"I got you a gift."

"Excuse me waiter. I think my wife's squid is a little under-cooked."

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."