Squid Watching Mugs

"And I think I speak for most fans of disgusting giant squids."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Myths and legends...

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

Watching Sea Life.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"There will be other squirrels ... there always are."

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Squids Rule

Peter's Natural Principal: 'I'm way over my head in this pond!'

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

"Wow! One of the side-effects is a squid on your head. How is that possible?!"

Pygmy giant squid

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'To me, all the constellations looks like frogs.'

"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

"Squid's off..."

"Excuse me waiter. I think my wife's squid is a little under-cooked."

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

"I got you a gift."

'And I called 911 for him!'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'