Squid Fan Mugs

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Pond Dipping...

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'