Squid Fan Prints

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Neptune

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Pond Dipping...

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'