Squid Supporters Mugs

Kid Squid. Watch out for his sucker punch.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

World Cup Fever

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Squids Rule

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Wow! One of the side-effects is a squid on your head. How is that possible?!"