Squid Appreciator Gifts

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"Hmmm...Looks like I've got an oil leak."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pets.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"You've changed."

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

Fish mobsters.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Leonard Nimoy

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"I'm beginning to see signs of the recovery everywhere."

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

Squids Rule

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Fish Workout

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"...98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!"

"Wow! One of the side-effects is a squid on your head. How is that possible?!"

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

Tricks with a goldfish

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

Pygmy giant squid

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'