Squid Seeker Gifts

Myths and legends...

"Bigfoot"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Dolphin

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"I spy something blue."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'Sorry I'm late'

Squids Rule

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.