Saucer Seeker Gifts

"She insisted on being abducted."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Crab with a clown face.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Bottle Distillery

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"Holy water, holy water...."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"We're luckier than most people..."

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Sorry I'm late'

No Loitering

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"