Sauce Seeker Gifts

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Canine Scentipede

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Bottle Distillery

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Habanero ..."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.