Sauce Seeker Gifts

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Bottle Distillery

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Pheromones.

"Habanero ..."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.