Sauce Explorer Gifts

"Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"

Diner.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Too much cilantro

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Sauce for the Goose

I love Cannelloni

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Diet considerations.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Tzatzikicicle

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Habanero ..."