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"Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"

Diner.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Too much cilantro

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Sauce for the Goose

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

I love Cannelloni

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Diet considerations.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Tzatzikicicle

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Habanero ..."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!