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Man standing in front of a vending machine for cold drinks

Diner.

The Alpha Seltzer

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Tinnitus?"

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

Complaints Desk

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

Dutch Courage

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

Soda $1.00. You drive a hard bargain.

'You ate the styrofoam, and left the meringue.'

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

"Can you recommend a wine that tastes like a good beer?"

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."