Soda Machine Explorer T-Shirts

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Countervailing Clichés.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

National Coffee Day

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'You've had enough.'

Complaints Desk

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Coffee love

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

Abstract Espressoism

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Take me to your barista."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

Vancouver and its coffee drinkers.

"We have a small menu..."

Dutch Courage