Soda Machine Explorer Gifts

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Countervailing Clichés.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

National Coffee Day

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'You've had enough.'

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Complaints Desk

Abstract Espressoism

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Coffee love

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"Take me to your barista."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

Vancouver and its coffee drinkers.

Dutch Courage