Soda Machines Gifts

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"We won!"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Man out of order like his coffee machine

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"I'm suing you for false advertising."

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

"Don't bother setting up an I.V. line for that transfusion, nurse. I'll have it in a glass with a dash of soda."

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'