Soda Machines Pillows

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"We won!"

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Man out of order like his coffee machine

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

"Don't bother setting up an I.V. line for that transfusion, nurse. I'll have it in a glass with a dash of soda."

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

"I'm suing you for false advertising."

*Sigh* Warm coke.

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'