Soda Collector Pillows

Pop Art

Skunk soda- out of odor.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

The Alpha Seltzer

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

The last song before the party exploded.

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Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Bottletrees.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Your shout!"

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Great Moments in Beer

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"There's water up here, all right!"

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking