Soda Sipper Pillows

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Flower drinking cola.

The last song before the party exploded.

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'Say, aren't you the guy who owns the theater I go to? The one with $5 small sodas and $6 popcorn?. . . Well then, you'll understand if my bill for unstopping your sink is $33,000?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'We make sure we cover everything to avoid a lawsuit.'

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"I hate to admit it...but I think I might be drinking too many sodas."

"Hey....I ordered a diet soda didn't I?"

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

"Drinking one giant soda a day sounds healthier than drinking 6 sodas. At least I'm not dealing with all the guilt."

"Don't bother setting up an I.V. line for that transfusion, nurse. I'll have it in a glass with a dash of soda."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Where do you keep your diet soda?"

'I won't buy a ticket just to get a club soda.'

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

*Sigh* warm coke

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Hey! What part of 'Buy Something' don't you understand?

"Dios mio! I can't believe they're selling this!"

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Trump sits among a pile of burgers

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

"I'm suing you for false advertising."

I drank a large soda just before going into the game to run the ball. A sugar rush!

Lilt

*Sigh* Warm coke.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"