Soup Sipper Pillows

The Return of the Psychic Diner

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

I always wanted a pony. I guess this is as close as I'll ever get. "Waiter, there's a pony in my soup"? It would never work.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'There's a fly in my soup.'

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

'This parrot stew keeps repeating on me.'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

What the Doctor Ordered

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Pasta

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The last song before the party exploded.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Cooking'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'