Soup Savourer Pillows

"I'm not blowing to cool it down, I'm trying to warm it up!"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Pasta

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Cooking'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

What's the insect de jour?

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."