Soup Savourer Mugs

"I'm not blowing to cool it down, I'm trying to warm it up!"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Pasta

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Cooking'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

What's the insect de jour?

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."