Soup Savior Mugs

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'It feels warm enough to me.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

What's the insect de jour?

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Not whale stew again.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'Anything else, Sir?'

"Waiter there's a gly in my gook!"

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

"We're almost finished with your radiation treatment. Just lie still and mvoe the Cup-A-Soup a little to your right."

"Waiter! There's a dangling participle in my alphabet soup!"

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.'