Soup Savior Prints

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

What's the insect de jour?

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Not whale stew again.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'Anything else, Sir?'

"Waiter! There's a dangling participle in my alphabet soup!"

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.'

"Waiter there's a gly in my gook!"

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'