Soup Savant Prints

'Soup of the day.' 'Cream of Monday.'

"Your mother wants me to make parsnip soup. Would you Google and tell me what a parsnip is?"

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

'As you know from the results of our first survey, 87% said, 'add more noodles'. Now, this is our second survey, to determine how many noodles.'

'Try new 'Letter-Rip!' It's alphabet soup AND a laxative! Guaranteed to give you a vowel movement!'

Greek Alphabet soup

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

A pipping hot chicken + vege broth. . . or as we now call it, a bowl of cold water.

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

'Must be an economist at table 8 - He claims the gazpacho needs to be seasonally adjusted.'

'You've made chicken soup... thank goodness for that, I thought it was for us!'

'Prepare to have chowder kick your Tuscan butt.'

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Darling, your soup is primordial.'

'Not whale stew again.'

'Oh sure, my shoe goes missing and all of a sudden Grayson makes the transcendent stew... I demand justice!'

Alphabet Soup Co. So what's this promotional giveaway idea of yours? Tiny Scrabble boards!

Culinary School. Just taste it to check the seasoning --- You don't need to proofread you alphabet soup.

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer