Soup Savants Prints

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

What's the insect de jour?

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'