Soup Savants Gifts

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

What's the insect de jour?

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.