Soup Sorcerer Prints

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

'I'm attempting to transmute calcium oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate and benzaldenyde into condensed soup.'

"I'm attempting to transmute calcium oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate, tyrosine and benzaldehyde into condensed soup."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Witch's Brew.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

What's the insect de jour?

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Anything else, Sir?'

"Waiter! There's a dangling participle in my alphabet soup!"

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

"Waiter there's a gly in my gook!"