Sauce Savorer Pillows

Pasta

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Women who Read Too Much

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Oysters in June - delicious!

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

Quick gin. Sloe gin

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

"The secret was in the sauce."

The Untold History of General Tso.

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."

Conveyor belt sushi