Sea Salt Savorer Pillows

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Pasta

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

Coastguard

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'Oh - It's you.'

From trash to treasure

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Oysters in June - delicious!

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

'Joeys rarely hae geoducks.'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

'Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.'

"Why didn't I think of that?"

"To get the really fresh fish, bring an expert."

'The IV needs salt.'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

Two children walking on the beach and carrying their sand buckets. One says, 'I'll trade you two tar balls for a syringe.'

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"