Sea Salt Savorer Pillows

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Pasta

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

Coastguard

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'Oh - It's you.'

Oysters in June - delicious!

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

From trash to treasure

'Joeys rarely hae geoducks.'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

"To get the really fresh fish, bring an expert."

"Why didn't I think of that?"

'Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.'

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

'The IV needs salt.'

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'