Soup Savorer Pillows

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

What the Doctor Ordered

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Pasta

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Cooking'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

What's the insect de jour?

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

'Not whale stew again.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Soup Surprise

'Anything else, Sir?'

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'