Soup Savorer Gifts

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

What the Doctor Ordered

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Pasta

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Cooking'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

What's the insect de jour?

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Not whale stew again.'

Soup Surprise

'Anything else, Sir?'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"We're almost finished with your radiation treatment. Just lie still and mvoe the Cup-A-Soup a little to your right."

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'