Seafood Savorer Gifts

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'Joeys rarely hae geoducks.'

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

'Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.'

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"Our fish are caught wild and never battered, at least while they're still alive."

"To get the really fresh fish, bring an expert."

"Why didn't I think of that?"

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

'No! You may not see a menu.'

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

"Let that be a lesson to you. Never order a steak in a seafood restaurant."

Conveyor belt sushi

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'