Snack Savorer Gifts

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Bad for you but to die for

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Pasta

Love is when you watch television together.

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Stupid Microwave

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cookie Surveillance

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

Champagne