Snail Savorer Gifts

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Pasta

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Do you mind!!?'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Snail Man

Snail Mail

'Stress'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

On holiday...

'The escargots are underdone.'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Snail crossing

Snail with pc monitor.

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

'Love your renovations.'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"I need a slower internet connection."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Oysters in June - delicious!

For Sale By Owner

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."