Snail Savorer Gifts

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Do you mind!!?'

Snail Man

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'Stress'

Snail Mail

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

Snail with pc monitor.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

On holiday...

Snail crossing

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

'The escargots are underdone.'

'Love your renovations.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

For Sale By Owner

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'