Shellfish Savorer Gifts

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

'Joeys rarely hae geoducks.'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

'Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.'

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"Why didn't I think of that?"

"To get the really fresh fish, bring an expert."

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

"Let that be a lesson to you. Never order a steak in a seafood restaurant."

Oyster Bar.

Conveyor belt sushi

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'