Sauce Savorer Gifts

Pasta

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Women who Read Too Much

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

Quick gin. Sloe gin

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

"The secret was in the sauce."

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Conveyor belt sushi

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'