Spice Savorer Gifts

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Witch's Brew.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Old pumpkin spice

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"Gesundheit."

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

Seaside Caf

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

Hiding the salt mill

Cannibal Recipes.

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

Hospital Food

I love Berimbau!

'What do you mean you 'don't like curry'?!!'

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

Fresh ground?

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'