Spaghetti Savorer Gifts

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Pasta

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Spaghetti Road

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Guy Fieri

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

Oysters in June - delicious!

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Spaghetti Mummy

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

"Start Sucking!"

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"I didn't want to waste the good stuff, so I used the oldest bottle in your wine collection for the spaghetti sauce."

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

"This Year on the Via Venetto... Paparazzi with Fiber Optics."

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

'What do I do now'