Spaghetti Savorer Prints

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Pasta

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Spaghetti Road

Guy Fieri

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

Spaghetti Mummy

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"Start Sucking!"

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

"This Year on the Via Venetto... Paparazzi with Fiber Optics."

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

'What do I do now'

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

'We must be the meatballs.'