Spaghetti Lover Gifts

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

"This Year on the Via Venetto... Paparazzi with Fiber Optics."

Spot suffered from a rare case of reverse lycanthropy, where every full moon he would turn into a human and spend the night eating spaghetti, watching tv, and, like, doing taxes and stuff.

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'Wait a second - you like worms? You oughta try spaghetti - worms taste awful compared to spaghetti!'

Spaghetti Sexiness

'Jeff had to admit, there was definitely a knack to eating spaghetti.'

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

E-mail

Spaghetti Mummy

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Al Dante

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Pizza Tower Bridge