Spaghetti Lover Pillows

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

"This Year on the Via Venetto... Paparazzi with Fiber Optics."

Spot suffered from a rare case of reverse lycanthropy, where every full moon he would turn into a human and spend the night eating spaghetti, watching tv, and, like, doing taxes and stuff.

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'Wait a second - you like worms? You oughta try spaghetti - worms taste awful compared to spaghetti!'

Spaghetti Sexiness

'Jeff had to admit, there was definitely a knack to eating spaghetti.'

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

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Spaghetti Mummy

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

I love Cannelloni

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

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