Spaghetti Master Pillows

"I didn't want to waste the good stuff, so I used the oldest bottle in your wine collection for the spaghetti sauce."

Under pressure.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Spaghetti Road

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

Food Pyramid

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

Guy Fieri

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Spaghetti Mummy

Spaghetto

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Funky Chef 1

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Antonio Carluccio.

All I can say is, thank goodness for nametags. Penne. Bowtie. Ziti. Fettuccini. Rotini. Campanelle.

"Start Sucking!"

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'Never mind dear, at least you cut him with your razor sharp wit.'

Man complaining about a a knot in his spaghetti