Spaghetti Master T-Shirts

Under pressure.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Spaghetti Road

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Food Pyramid

Guy Fieri

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Spaghetti Mummy

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Spaghetto

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Antonio Carluccio.

Funky Chef 1

"Start Sucking!"

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'Never mind dear, at least you cut him with your razor sharp wit.'

Man complaining about a a knot in his spaghetti

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill