Spaghetti Chaos Coordinator T-Shirts

How to watch television wo getting spaghetti sauce, , ,

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Riding School Chaos

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Great Therapy!'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Bears going water skiing.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Kitchen Tetris

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"