Spaghetti Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Gesundheit!"

"Please be spaghetti, please be spaghetti, please be spaghetti..."

"Al dente!"

'What do I do now'

Spaghetti Road

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

'What do I do now?'

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'I didn't want to waste the good stuff, so I used the oldest bottle in your wine collection for the spaghetti sauce.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

Guy Fieri

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"Start Sucking!"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'It's my favorite.'

Italia tours

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"