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'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"El muy mal perro"

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"I know your mother."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Spaghetti Road

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Guy Fieri

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."