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"Would you like the dollars in fistfuls?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Hombre's Best Friend.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Spaghetti Road

"I know your mother."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Jasper's Limo Service.

Guy Fieri

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."