Spaghetti Western Admirer Pillows

"Would you like the dollars in fistfuls?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Hombre's Best Friend.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"I know your mother."

Sea Horse outside saloon

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Spaghetti Road

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Guy Fieri

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Jasper's Limo Service.